Yeah. A giant hot pink dildo. 

Nothing. It’s going to be a hot summer. Just go out naked. 

I still think the Tumblr meet up is going to be awkward, but I’m going to be at Parramatta today, so feel free to say hi guys :3

I’m honestly thinking of wearing pj’s to go because:
1. I’m too lazy to get ready.
2. It’s going to be windy and cold like yesterday.
3. ‘cos I’m kyoote lyk datz.

Look hot and be like “can’t touch this, mate you’re missing out” AHAHAHAHAHAHA