Science Fact: You are very attractive. Maybe not to yourself, maybe not to your significant other, but somebody out there thinks that you are the hottest potato in town.
Fucking excuse you this is a science fact, not a true or false question on your 10th grade history midterm.
if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic
"Who’s flat now?"
whos flat now
It’s not the breakup that hurts the most.It’s the post trauma that follows it. It is waking up and checking your phone for the messages that isn’t there. it’s like starting your life over again and you have no idea where to begin.
i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:
- NO one thinks theyre for you
- actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
- nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down
4. they’ll probably assume you have a girlfriend
what if bees sang songs when they flew by your ears
[tiny bee whisper/sings] ah ah ah ah stayin alive
im a boss ass bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
A moment of silence for those who have unfollowed me